So, Valentine's Day was great. Mac didn't get me anything and I didn't cook dinner. TAH!! DAH!! I did bake him some cookies though...burnt some and then oh, so, cleverly made a sexy note that went with it saying, "You make me want to set myself on fire". He was turned on especially when he ate the cookie.
Last week we got back from a cruise with friends!!! No kids. Craziness. So fun. Went to bed every night at 9:00PM sharp. The Tippetts and Mac loved that about me. We played Bingo, got ripped off by Mexican tour traps, or I should say American tour traps and had the best fresh orange juice ever to be made by mank-ind.
We went to the Mayan Ruins. What an amazing culture. Those steps up to the temples(?) might have made me pee my dress a bit...oh, and iguana's EVERY WHERE. Mitch and I took as many photos of the ruins as we did iguanas. Did you know that Mayan basketball winners got decapitated? NOT IT! Anyway, that city...was...incredible.
Magician's Temple
EVERYWHERE
Probably just found out what happened to the captain of the basketball team...
Pee-Your-Pants stairs
Mitch can look as relaxed as he wants...he's crying inside. Mac is openly doing it.
And this beauty...well, I couldn't really tell which photos I was uploading, so...YOU'RE WELCOME. Thank you Tippetts for this memory.
Mac and I went snorkeling!! For only $145.98!! Not really, but it's my blog not yours. Guess what I saw? Nope. Guess again. Nope, wow, you're really bad at this-okay I'll just tell you-a BARRACUDA!! I know! Almost swam into the sucker too. I showed Mac and he tried to chase it, but his "flipper" hurt...
We also "dolled up" for dinner night a.k.a. we found the ugliest things we could find and wore them.
I ate ice cream with Megan as much as I did sleep. We played couple shuffle board and lost...every...single...time...I finally found out what Mac doesn't excel in...oh, and snorkeling.
Megs, I will miss you so much...until next time, right? Oh, and you're ugly.
Maggie and Kate rocked the parental roles while we were frolicking in the Caribbean seas. Those two will always be an amazing pair.
Anyway, I have to go clean up the soda the Will dumped all over while I was updating this blasted thang.
I laughed all the way through this post. The outfits for the cruise...freaking awesome! So funny.
ReplyDeleteI love you & Miss you.
Girl this is AWESOME!!!
ReplyDeleteI want to go on a cruise with you guys! We could just dump all of our kids at my house and hope they make it alive. But really, would it matter? I mean we would be having a great time, so who cares, right?
ReplyDeleteYou are such a funny little bastard! LOL! Wish I could have seen the looks on the other people's faces who spend $200 bucks on their outfits for that one night. I know you were dead serious to. Gosh, this is classic! Miss & love your freaking guts!!
ReplyDeleteOh and I freaking hate that you have the best sitters... EVER!! I saw all the stuff they did with the boys and I'm sure your boys wept for them seeing as you give them cardboard to play with. haha